The only way is Essex - what a bizarre program.  I couldn't work out if it was actually reality television or a pisstake of bad soap.  Perhaps its a new hybrid of both? 

Those women are so orange I wondered if they actually had a bit of jaundice on top of all the fake tan?  Impressive use of the word "babe" throughout.

In any case Cassette boy has done the definitive mash up - Legend.